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Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator


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Want No-Strings-Attached Sex?

Now you can with the new Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. This full-sized, lifelike pussy and ass will have you coming back for more, over and over.

With perfectly detailed pussy lips, you're going to love fucking this super hot toy! Feel your cock slide neatly in as the sensuously textured inner tunnel grips and massages you. Each stroke sends waves of sensation through your body.

And when you're ready, flip her over and stick it deep into her ass. She loves it there. Put your hands on her perfectly shaped ass and give her a spank as you thrust hard. She's super tight and her ultra-realistic flesh warms to meet your body temperature!

First Blush Benefits

  • Insanely Realistic Dual-Entry Pussy & Ass for Mind-Blowing Stimulation
  • Life-Sized for Amazing Look & Life-like Feel
  • Made with Better-than-Real Feeling FantaFlesh for Perfect Sensations
  • Textured Internal Tunnels for Massaging Pleasure
  • Pussy & Ass are Connected for Super Easy Cleaning
  • Contains No Phthalates, Latex or Toxic Materials
  • Includes Toy Cleaner & Lubricant for Simple Maintaining

Made with FantaFlesh material designed solely for use in premium sex toys, your Fuck Me Silly feels better than the real thing. The pussy and ass tunnels are connected, making cleanup a breeze. Simply flush water through either hole to fully clean this toy.

Note that your Fuck Me Silly is not waterproof. There is a little hole in the back is a pressure valve to reduce noise and contains internal foam which keeps your toy firm and realistic. This foam is not waterproof and can be damaged if water gets inside!

To reduce and remove germs simply use the included toy cleaner before and after use to keep your Fuck Me Silly in perfect condition. For the absolute best pleasure, be sure to use a water-based lube.

Order your Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator right now and get the best premium male toy you've always desired!

Product Specifications

  • Length: 14.5 inches
  • Width: 14 inches
  • Material: TPR/TPE
  • Weight: 22 pounds


We help people have amazing sexual experiences, become better lovers, and explore their sexuality by providing a fun and discreet way to shop for adult toys online

5 Reasons You Should Buy from Us

1) We understand your privacy concerns. Therefore we have:

  • 100% Discreet shipping
  • 100% Discreet billing
  • SSL Secured Checkout and Billing
  • Strict email privacy policy

2) We are an online retailer, allowing us to give you discount rates and a completely anonymous shopping experience:

  • Shop online and save the hassle and potential embarrassment of going into a physical store
  • We stock more products in our warehouse than you could ever find at a local store
  • Because we sell online we can afford to give our customers discount rates. On average our prices are 20% cheaper than you'd find in a physical store!

3) We do everything we can to make your shopping experience outstanding:

  • HASSLE FREE returns for all defective products.
  • We are easy to contact via phone, email, or chat!
  • We provide friendly high quality customer service.
  • People who shop with us regularly come back, and we are very proud of this.

4) We are STRONGLY against toxic and harmful materials commonly found in adult toys. Meaning:

  • You might find a cheap toy at a big box retailer, but who wants to bring toxic plastics or cheap rubber into their bedroom?
  • We ONLY stock body safe toys in our store. Our selection process is strict.
  • We do not support adult toy manufactures that cut costs by using cheap or toxic materials.
  • Unfortunately toxic toys remain a big problem in the unregulated adult novelties industry, we are doing are part to boycott unscrupulous manufacturers.
  • Buy from us and you can be assured you've found a quality product that won't damage your health, or bring toxic materials in contact with your skin.

5) We are a small, proud, north american company. We are not a big box retailer, and when you buy from us - you buy from real people.

Still have questions? Chat, Phone, or email us!

Phone: 1-844-892-8399


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Discreet Shipping & Billing

We know our customers value their privacy that's why we take many cautionary steps to ensure complete discretion.

We ship using secure brown boxes and yellow bubble-pouch envelopes for all of our deliveries. The contents of the box or envelope are not displayed on the outside. The shipping labels and return address are for our warehouse. All billing is done under our anonymous company name MFB Store Ltd. You will see MFB STORE on your credit card statement.

Your Privacy & Security

No card information is ever saved at My First Blush and it remains the private property of the card holder at all times before, during, and after the product purchase. All transactions are processed though Shopify and PayPal which are both secure forms of payment. Used by millions of people daily, Shopify and PayPal are heavily encrypted third-party payment processors.

We take many active steps to ensure the absolute safety of your credit card and personal information. In addition to processing all credit card sales via a fully secured and reputable third party payment processor, your checkout experience is protected by industry standard 256-Bit SSL encryption to protect your private data. My First Blush does NOT keep credit card information on record.

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