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Average Joe - The Fire Fighter Kevin 8 Inch Vibrating Dildo

Average Joe - The Fire Fighter Kevin 8 Inch Vibrating Dildo


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"Put Out You Flames of Lust With The Fire Fighter!"

Kevin is here to save the day!

He's going to cool you off and put out your fire with his big strong hose. (Just kidding!)

But the new Average Joe Vibrating Dong will certainly satisfy even the most sexually frustrated among you. His manageable 6" of length will keep the flames at bay. 

Stick him to any flat surface and ride him until you're all wet and can barely breathe. He really is the hero of the day!

First Blush Benefits

  • Ultra Realistic Cock with a Manageable 6" of Length
  • Ridged & Veiny for Toe-Curling Pleasure
  • Amazingly Strong Suction Cup Base for Riding & Bucking
  • Multiple Speeds & Vibration Modes for Intense Orgasmic Release

This competely phthalate free toy is hassle free and easy to use. And with many awesome vibration and pulsation settings you'll never have to worry about not being satisfied. Kevin was made to keep the fires in check.

So order your Average Joe dong right now and meet the hot new fire fighter named Kevin!

Product Specifications

  • Length: 8.75 inches
  • Insertable Length: 6 inches
  • Girth: 5.6 inches (at largest point)
  • Width: 1.75 inche (at largest point)
  • Materia: TPR/TPE
  • Power: 2 x AA Batteries (not included)
  • Weight: 1.04 pounds


We help people have amazing sexual experiences, become better lovers, and explore their sexuality by providing a fun and discreet way to shop for adult toys online

5 Reasons You Should Buy from Us

1) We understand your privacy concerns. Therefore we have:

  • 100% Discreet shipping
  • 100% Discreet billing
  • SSL Secured Checkout and Billing
  • Strict email privacy policy

2) We are an online retailer, allowing us to give you discount rates and a completely anonymous shopping experience:

  • Shop online and save the hassle and potential embarrassment of going into a physical store
  • We stock more products in our warehouse than you could ever find at a local store
  • Because we sell online we can afford to give our customers discount rates. On average our prices are 20% cheaper than you'd find in a physical store!

3) We do everything we can to make your shopping experience outstanding:

  • HASSLE FREE returns for all defective products.
  • We are easy to contact via phone, email, or chat!
  • We provide friendly high quality customer service.
  • People who shop with us regularly come back, and we are very proud of this.

4) We are STRONGLY against toxic and harmful materials commonly found in adult toys. Meaning:

  • You might find a cheap toy at a big box retailer, but who wants to bring toxic plastics or cheap rubber into their bedroom?
  • We ONLY stock body safe toys in our store. Our selection process is strict.
  • We do not support adult toy manufactures that cut costs by using cheap or toxic materials.
  • Unfortunately toxic toys remain a big problem in the unregulated adult novelties industry, we are doing are part to boycott unscrupulous manufacturers.
  • Buy from us and you can be assured you've found a quality product that won't damage your health, or bring toxic materials in contact with your skin.

5) We are a small, proud, north american company. We are not a big box retailer, and when you buy from us - you buy from real people.

Still have questions? Chat, Phone, or email us!

Phone: 1-844-892-8399


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Discreet Shipping & Billing

We know our customers value their privacy that's why we take many cautionary steps to ensure complete discretion.

We ship using secure brown boxes and yellow bubble-pouch envelopes for all of our deliveries. The contents of the box or envelope are not displayed on the outside. The shipping labels and return address are for our warehouse. All billing is done under our anonymous company name MFB Store Ltd. You will see MFB STORE on your credit card statement.

Your Privacy & Security

No card information is ever saved at My First Blush and it remains the private property of the card holder at all times before, during, and after the product purchase. All transactions are processed though Shopify and PayPal which are both secure forms of payment. Used by millions of people daily, Shopify and PayPal are heavily encrypted third-party payment processors.

We take many active steps to ensure the absolute safety of your credit card and personal information. In addition to processing all credit card sales via a fully secured and reputable third party payment processor, your checkout experience is protected by industry standard 256-Bit SSL encryption to protect your private data. My First Blush does NOT keep credit card information on record.

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    Discreet Packaging

    Your packaging will arrive in a plain, discreet, brown box or plain yellow envelope.

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    Your credit card will display MFB STORE, our anonymous company name.

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    Your information is safe and secure and our checkout process is fully encrypted.