Average Joe - The Bartender Miguel
My First Blush recommends:
Want to Go Home With That Hot Bartender?
Bring him home tonight and let him fix you a drink.
Then relax yourself into your bed and let him slide his hot, veiny shaft deep into you.
He feels so real, and he's not too big. The perfect size for an ordinary girl. No pain, nothing but pleasure.
First Blush Benefits
- Perfectly Realistic Size
- Veiny Shaft & Skin-like Jelly Rubber Material
- Suction Cup for Non-Slip Action
- Completely Harness Compatible
- 100% Waterproof & Phthalate Free
Take him into your bathtub, or stick him to the shower wall and let him take you from behind until your knees buckle!
Take Miguel, that sexy bartender, home right now by adding him to your cart!
- Length: 7 inches
- Insertable Length: 6 inches
- Girth: 5 inches (at largest point)
- Width: 1.56 inches (at largest point)
- Material: TPR/TPE
- Weight: 12 ounces
We help people have amazing sexual experiences, become better lovers, and explore their sexuality by providing a fun and discreet way to shop for adult toys online
5 Reasons You Should Buy from Us
1) We understand your privacy concerns. Therefore we have:
- 100% Discreet shipping
- 100% Discreet billing
- SSL Secured Checkout and Billing
2) We are an online retailer, allowing us to give you discount rates and a completely anonymous shopping experience:
- Shop online and save the hassle and potential embarrassment of going into a physical store
- We stock more products in our warehouse than you could ever find at a local store
- Because we sell online we can afford to give our customers discount rates. On average our prices are 20% cheaper than you'd find in a physical store!
3) We do everything we can to make your shopping experience outstanding:
- HASSLE FREE returns for all defective products.
- We are easy to contact via phone, email, or chat!
- We provide friendly high quality customer service.
- People who shop with us regularly come back, and we are very proud of this.
4) We are STRONGLY against toxic and harmful materials commonly found in adult toys. Meaning:
- You might find a cheap toy at a big box retailer, but who wants to bring toxic plastics or cheap rubber into their bedroom?
- We ONLY stock body safe toys in our store. Our selection process is strict.
- We do not support adult toy manufactures that cut costs by using cheap or toxic materials.
- Unfortunately toxic toys remain a big problem in the unregulated adult novelties industry, we are doing are part to boycott unscrupulous manufacturers.
- Buy from us and you can be assured you've found a quality product that won't damage your health, or bring toxic materials in contact with your skin.
5) We are a small, proud, north american company. We are not a big box retailer, and when you buy from us - you buy from real people.
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Discreet Shipping & Billing
We know our customers value their privacy that's why we take many cautionary steps to ensure complete discretion.
We ship using secure brown boxes and yellow bubble-pouch envelopes for all of our deliveries. The contents of the box or envelope are not displayed on the outside. The shipping labels and return address are for our warehouse. All billing is done under our anonymous company name MFB Store Ltd. You will see MFB STORE on your credit card statement.
Your Privacy & Security
No card information is ever saved at My First Blush and it remains the private property of the card holder at all times before, during, and after the product purchase. All transactions are processed though Shopify and PayPal which are both secure forms of payment. Used by millions of people daily, Shopify and PayPal are heavily encrypted third-party payment processors.
We take many active steps to ensure the absolute safety of your credit card and personal information. In addition to processing all credit card sales via a fully secured and reputable third party payment processor, your checkout experience is protected by industry standard 256-Bit SSL encryption to protect your private data. My First Blush does NOT keep credit card information on record.
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Customer Reviews for Average Joe - The Bartender Miguel
- Reviews (2)
- Questions (0)
Not So Average
She loved the way it felt.
pleased, but product broke after first use
The product overall is great, except for the fact that mine broke after first use where the balls attach to the shaft. I love the texture and the size is good (eventhough I would consider it a bit larger than average, but that has more to do with societies standards for these things) and if it werent for the fact that it broke after 1 use it would be a perfect product. Not sure if it was a defect or what, but I have continued using the product as the tear that happened did not separate the balls completely. it does get deeper and bigger by each use. Right now I am just kind of expecting to see when it will finally brake off. A bit disappointed by this , but I cant complain about the toy in a general level.
My First Blush
Shop With Confidence
Your packaging will arrive in a plain, discreet, brown box or plain yellow envelope.
Your credit card will display MFB STORE, our anonymous company name.
Your information is safe and secure and our checkout process is fully encrypted.