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Average Joe Andy the Mechanic 7 Inch Dildo


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Average Joe Andy the Mechanic 7 Inch Dildo

   

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Time to Upgrade Your Ride!

He’s here to fix your vehicle and give you one heck of a good time! Designed to be lifelike and shaped to be an average-sized cock, you’ll be surprised how real it’ll feel in your hand (and inside you)!

Made with TPR to simulate that real dick sensation, Andy is soft and plushy on the outside, yet firm and sturdy enough for a deep amazing penetration. Under his balls comes a suction cup base that’s harness compatible, and because he’s also waterproof, it allows you to have fun anywhere with a flat surface; that includes the shower!

So oil him up and get ready for this average Joe to blow you out of this world with pleasure.

First Blush Benefits

  • Average Sized for Realistic & Comfortable Penetration
  • Made with Soft TPR for Added Realism
  • Suction Cup Base Allows for Harness Compatibility & Hands-free Sex
  • 100% Waterproof for Aquatic Enjoyment
  • Latex & Phthalate Free

Andy will leave you screaming and moaning, wanting more with every thrust! So get ready for the ride of your life, pick up Andy today and feel for yourself his amazing dick.

Product Specifications

  • Length: 7 Inches
  • Insertable Length: 5.4 Inches
  • Girth: 5.5 Inches (at largest point)
  • Width: 1.77 inches (at largest point)
  • Material: TPR/TPE
  • Weight: 12 ounces
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