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Do and Don't Masturbate With These...

  • by Laurel House on March 14, 2019

Ladies… YES! You can masturbate to achieve physical pleasure, relaxation, stress reduction, muscle release, calorie burning, self-love and even sleep. But you have to do it safely. Make sure that you use designated masturbation tools that were designed and manufactured specifically for your health and happiness (or just use your fingers). Below are some commonly used household items that you SHOULDN’T use to pleasure yourself.


DON’T USE

A wooden hairbrush or kitchen tool

Anything wooden has several unpleasant potential outcomes. It could splinter. No matter how smooth the wood seems, splintering is not uncommon, especially with exaggerated manual friction. I can’t even imagine getting a splinter that is lodged inside of my vagina! With the number of nerve endings inside of you, that pain is not something that anyone wants to tempt. 


More than the immediacy of a splinter, there is the potential delayed result of airborne or hand-delivered bacteria that can cause harmful and painful urinary tract infections or yeast infections. Wood naturally sucks in anything that is placed on it. So, if you handle your wooden hairbrush with dirty hands, or if it is located near a toilet that is flushed without the seat down, there’s a high likelihood of infection-causing bacteria infesting the handle. Stick that thing inside of your warm, wet vagina, and you are risking transference. But you won’t know that you have an infection until several days later, so you won’t know to blame it on the brush.


Vibrating toothbrush

Yes the vibration is similar to other vaginally designed vibrators, but there’s a big difference – the toothbrush goes in your mouth. So, in addition to the possibility of plaque or bacteria removed from your teeth residing on the brush, there’s also the issue of the sharp areas where the toothbrush is affixed to the handle, as well as the buttons. But what if you choose the bottom of the brush handle? That is the spot where bacteria and mold often collect. Trust me, you don’t want that inside of you.


A banana

While yes, the shape of the banana is extremely ideal for insertion, neither edge of a banana peel is rounded and smooth. Both the top and the bottom are rigid and can easily cause cuts and bleeding inside of you. While in the moment, when you are jamming it in and out and enjoying the stimulation, you might not feel the tearing that is occurring. But once the pleasure is over, the pain will begin.


YES! DEFINITELY USE

Screaming O Fingo Fun Finger Tingly Vibe

Sometimes you just need a little pick-me-up, calm-me-down, make-me-moan NOW. And that’s exactly what this cute little clit stimulator does. Attach this little beauty to your finger and within, literally, seconds, you will likely feel your first (of many) orgasms rolling in. Plus, it’s colorful and makes you feel special every time you pull it out and turn yourself on.

 

 

 

We-Vibe Nova Flex Silicone Dual Stimulation Vibrator

Do you fantasize about having a threesome just so that you can enjoyWe-Vibe Nova Flex Silicone Dual Stimulation Vibrator simultaneous oral and vaginal stimulation? Well now all you need is yourself and this amazing vibrator to enjoy both a g-spot and a clitoral cum.

Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator

Sqweel 2 Oral Sex SimulatorIf some of your best orgasms come from oral sex, then this rotating 10-tongue stimulator will be a serious solo treat! You control the speed so that you can cum as quickly as you like, or draw it out and maybe even give yourself a squirting orgasm! Yes, please! Who wouldn't love to try this exciting product?

 

Whatever your favorite method to masturbate, be sure to try one of these vibrators or simulators for the best experience! Remember, you can even use these as a couple. Who says you have to masturbate alone?

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